The act of getting a girl pregnant after getting a failed vasectomy. Finding out you weren't shooting blanks after all
by BigFloppyVainySausage420 June 1, 2018
Get the Brandon Lee'dmug. A subtle flex that tends to acquire clout naturally without chasing it. An ATL Wings x Travis Scott connoisseur who casually cops Supreme and works out alone at night. One that gains satisfaction from beer pong victories.
Jon: Hey who should I bring as a plus one to Jenna's rager.
Brittany: Well, since she's catering ATL, I think you should invite a brandon yamaguchi.
Brittany: Well, since she's catering ATL, I think you should invite a brandon yamaguchi.
by yamalover21 May 8, 2019
Get the brandon yamaguchimug. by asldkfhadfo9iekjh February 27, 2017
Get the brandon michael stovallmug. brandon is the most annoying people you will ever meet. he is kinda ok looking but he’s never had a gf. well he dated that one girl for like a week but she looked like a rat. brandon doesn’t care about you and he bully’s people a lot.
by kAyLiE bLaKe October 22, 2019
Get the brandonmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the BRandon Cruz Wants To Be Another Dennis Elohin Robles Soler Tannamug. by J🅰️Y November 6, 2019
Get the Brandon olivosmug. Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
by BeRandom April 23, 2024
Get the Brandonmug.