Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

Bloopy

Adj. An object that is past it's prime, saturated with time, ready to be tossed out

That old avocado is getting really bloopy.

by iamastrategist March 22, 2019

Bloops

When the state of a woman, or man's breasts hang low and are sagging.

"Grandma's got her bloops out again"

"I thought she was hot, but then she turned around and I was stunned by her bloops"

"Samm has severe back pain due to her bloops"

by Sierra Delta October 15, 2020

Bloopy Poopy

Don’t eat the blue takis

Bloopy Poopy - Clean your toilet

by Not Mitz November 23, 2021

Bloops

A tiny itty bitty poopy that a baby makes after sitting on the toilet for 35min on TikTok.

"There's no way you only did tiny bloops after eating taco bell"

by Eidiamw d June 1, 2022

bloopt

A slight sound that goes like *bloop*
The t at the end is added for the sound of the closing of the word.

bloopt

by Aighttttveo March 7, 2024

Columbian Blood

n. A nickname for Coca Cola. It is named as such because of the events surrounding their bottling plants in Columbia.

MMM! I just love the taste of Columbian Blood

by wolfpacleader1986 August 1, 2009