In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license
by Stateoftexas August 17, 2025

This phenomenon is a nearly trance-like condition where staying on YouTube requires less physical effort than moving to a different activity. Hours can pass if children are allowed to keep scrolling, with no intervention. This can also impact a user’s sleep and exercise habits.
Once she hit that flow state on YouTube, I knew it was game over—there was no way she’d get off the couch until midnight!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.
Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."
by Flare! April 13, 2020

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 8, 2023

Yo, its Jake from State Farm, remember?
by DancingOmniChickens November 9, 2020

n. A US State with anti-scientific GOP leadership causing unnecessary and preventable high Covid-19 infections, over-run hospitals, low vaccine rates, and massive death.
The US government bailouts covering $50,000 hospitalizations and $1,200 monoclonal anti-body treatments in CovRed States with code red emergencies such as Governor DeSantis's Florida, which even banned private sector companies from issuing mask mandates, constitutes a welfare benefit for the disinformed and their victims that is far more costly than "food-stamp" programs.
by Dkr. J August 29, 2021

Some big ol’ saggy tits.
by TheBigSaucy August 20, 2025
