weed hoarder

someone who hoards weed and dosen't let anyone else touch it.

stop being a weed hoarder

by Max Donnanoodles August 12, 2016

weed headache

the headache you get after smoking too much, regardless of your method

damn i have such a bad weed headache right now

by LisaPaul July 26, 2022

All-American Weed Dog

When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.

"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"

"Nah, that shit's messy"

by BooAmGhost May 10, 2022

Wet Weed

A cowardly individual who uses their celebrity status to shield them from criticism; usually one who expresses opinions intended to be controversial that are founded in lies or ignorance, that they then will spinelessly avoid being put in the position of having to justify.

Owen Jones is such a wet weed!

by MisterGnu October 29, 2024

buck weed

Someone who smells like cow poo but looks like an inside out fish as their tongue and everything is on show and skin and what is usually outside is in.

Manisha is a buck weed

by Reesesbuttercupsareaight February 21, 2019

Weed

Somethin fuckin Mexicans brought here, everyone uses it

I saw a Mexican carrying Weed, I asked him if I could have some, and he said no

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

a pound of weed

A pound of weed is a 1000 g's where it goes normally for 10 dollars a g. A pound of weed would get you a major discount and depending on the seller could range anywhere from $2,000 to $5,000 although, if you buy it separately 1g at a time will reach $10,000.

I BOUGHT A POUND OF WEED WHERE IT AT PABLO!

by Davdi January 19, 2018