single child

An only child

Single children need sibilings.

by Catcher Freeman February 15, 2018

Child

TommyInnit

“The child looked on in euphoria as the primes rolled in”

by Followmeonreddit November 22, 2020

childe

HOT GINGER RUSSIAN STRAIGHTEST MAN ULL EVER MEET SEXY MF THAT WILL SEDUCE U BY FIHGTING U
p.s i touch grass everyday dw fam 🥰

childe: hey girlie hold still
me: 👰

by amogus balls December 7, 2021

Child Lottery

two or more friends ejaculate in a cup, mix it up. And fertilize their wives, wait 9 months to find whose son is whose.

Haha! Jimmy was a part of a child lottery. Weirdo!

by DontStealMyMeme November 19, 2025

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

Ryan Childs

A phrase that has to do with getting raped and molested by Emma

Yo bro, I just got Ryan Childs

by Ryan Childs Omak November 20, 2025

Sol Child

A person who makes songs for people with religious trauma who are either queer, having a queer awakening or will have a queer experience in their near future for shits and giggles :)

You listen to Sol Child oh ok so do you want to talk about your trauma first or about how gay you are?

by Gigacat April 1, 2023