Michael Wood

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.

Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it

by Funnel-King May 11, 2018

matty woods

A big stinky ginger

That guy is pure matty woods

by 420blazeitcunt February 24, 2017

wood people

Those creepy figurines in your grandparent's apartment that they've collected from God knows where in Africa.

Janicestop looking at those wood people they're terrifying.

by Nobody10012992 March 3, 2017

u smell like wood

A refrence to a good smell like burning wood

Guy#1 Hey nice cologne you smell like wood
Guy#2 Ok...thanks I guess

by XxSavage pandaxX March 8, 2017

paris woods

A boss ass bitch!She gets what she wants and takes it.She is cool under pressure and is chill.She has boys wrapped around her fingers exept loves one boy.She makes bad love decisions but makes good life descions

I wish I was like Paris woods my life sucks.

by D.b.E.e.Z.Y April 9, 2017

Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.

Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.

by Nova Amped XIII June 23, 2016

chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016