Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

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It's mad wood outside

A term new jersians use when its really hot outside. Specifically People from Princeton.

Yo Jaxon Carter! It's mad wood outside today! Come outside and hoop with me!

by anonymous May 2, 2024

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Black Wood

A small town Full of Criminals ,Drug Dealers And my kind of people they always pick fights and has a wawa in it

I love black wood it’s my kinda of town

by Big Daddy138 November 18, 2019

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Sus bois (not wood in french) in… Prince Edward Island?

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Sus bois (not wood in french) in… Prince Edward Island? is sus

by Amogus boi July 9, 2021

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Anthony Wood

THIS IS DA FREAKIEST NIGGA ON EARTH IF YU SEE HIM HE MIGHT JS FUCK YU HE MIGHT EAT YOUR PUSSY SUCK YOUR TITTIES AND DO ALL OF THE FREAKIEST SHIT ON EARTH

da Boul Anthony wood is a freak a big ass freak

by dabender May 8, 2025

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Chopped wood

The combination of "chopped" and "morning wood"

It means ugly dick

"That guy has chopped wood"

by Lil.bitofchives November 11, 2025

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nobu woods

nobu woods is a queens, new york native who is dominican, and his blend of smooth and dark r&b is as real as actual emotion. his music speaks the complexity of love in a sound that grabs you and doesn't release. it's no coincidence his songs are as seductive as his face 🫦🫦😉😉

person one : "i love nobuuuu"
person two : "hes the goat idc"
person one : "nobu woods please perform in your hometown again"

by idkwhattoputmyusernameas February 27, 2025

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