Weed Wacker

A person who gets high, then masterbates.

Watch out for that kid, he’s a registered Weed Wacker.

by Eauxwen February 2, 2022

Weed

A plant loved by snoopdog

Snoopdog: aye man can I have some weed?
Me:Suuuurreee

by ImaTrap( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 3, 2019

Weed

A green substance that looks like weed

Yo u got some weed

Dealer:ye got some super Mario kart purple haze

by Ryan Bromley February 16, 2020

weed car

shit fuck bitch weed cart

"donkey it 5 minutes until the weed cart is topped at we their yet!"

by M3M3life February 13, 2021

Weed Dweeb

A person whom partakes in the usage of marijuana meanwhile neglecting their responsibilities

Ur acting like a real F-ing Weed Dweeb rn. Go get ur shit done.

by Sillylittlefoo September 7, 2022

The Bluey-weed Paradox

The paradox that results when one smokes or otherwise inhales cannabis then, as a full grown adult, proceeds to watch children shows all the while claiming it is an adult show, despite the show being designed for toddlers.

"My buddy keeps watching Bluey and smoking weed! He's fallen for the Bluey-weed paradox."

by Dr15$ November 12, 2023

Bruh ma weed

You say bruh ma weed when ya mom finds ya weed under ya bed and burns it.

Mom: I found your weed. You ain't going out for 10 years!
Me: Bruh ma weed

by BruhMaWeed May 8, 2018