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V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2020
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v(^.^)v

Means your in a happy positive mood, it could also means “peace sign.”
I had the best day at school today! v(^.^)v
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V-Exit

When someone reaches their limit amid a FaceTime, Zoom, or other virtual social get-together and goes to bed.
Kristy was none to pleased at Matthew’s pre-10pm V-exit on FaceTime last night.
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nathan v

A man that will never love his girlfriend as much as she loves him
Nathan V can’t love his girlfriend as much as she loves him.
by The real Truthh March 31, 2020
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Megan V

Who’s Megan V marrying? She’s marrying Micheal
by Idkdkdkdkdkdk April 6, 2020
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V

WHY DID YOU LOOK UP THE LETTER V JEEZ!??!?
"V"
by MostLogicalPersonOnEarth April 12, 2020
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V

:O pointy U
V
by Char Barr February 27, 2020
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