space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.

Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents

by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022

bodging space dock

When a frozen poo falls from a plane and on impact it penetrates you to death.

He was bodged to death by a bodging space dock

by Quackquack90 May 11, 2018

sacramento space suit

When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.

Dear God did you smell that guy, he's rocking a Sacramento space suit.

by jdazza30 October 25, 2014

Space Shot

Where a girl shoots a man into space with her fist for trying to fuck her pooper

Jessie space shot Jonny for trying to fuck her pooper. Space Shot

by SpaceCadetCrashTestDummy November 8, 2018

office space

it is what you make it, you have that luxury when you have a job hehe

he made his office space wherever the fuck he wanted

by curtainstain June 2, 2021

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

a random sentence which can be used at any time to confuse your friends

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

by alllyyyyyy April 22, 2021

space period

space period is like when you in a argument and you dont wanna show the other person you reacting so you either wanna make them mad or subtly end the conversation

bf: “you was overreacting i didnt even do nothing that serious”
gf: “ok .” <—— this is a example of space period

by yo daddy boi July 29, 2023