The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.
Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.
by 23rd Chromosome November 23, 2015
Get the Lock n' Loadmug. Name of a supermarket chain mainly based in the South Island of New Zealand but also has some outlets in the North Island of New Zealand.
by Karl Leung December 1, 2005
Get the Pak n Savemug. When someone achieves the state of intoxication know as crunk and then foolishly and mistakenly acquire the impression that they can rap and proceed to rape your ears with their godawful rhymes.
by T-Buck November 8, 2007
Get the crunk n' funkmug. to fish hook a woman's mouth with two fingers on each hand and continue to insert penis into the butt hole and move arms back and forth so that the sliding motion takes place.
by Whiteboy1080 October 3, 2010
Get the Hook 'n' Slidemug. Where your dirty dishes are
by wetherjenius November 3, 2006
Get the N*syncmug. When you are doing a girl in the pussy and you are about to jizz, you jizz then get the hell out of there and she will never know what hit her.
Dude, I was totally doing this hot ass blonde last night. She had the tightest pussy and said she didn't want to get pregnant and I didn't want any trouble so i pulled a Jizz 'N' Run!
by Jacob/Gaurav March 16, 2008
Get the Jizz 'N' Runmug. by Bigboygod9 April 9, 2019
Get the N word Passmug.