Granny Waffle

A old soggy flappy vagina

Babe I don't wanna have sex. You have a granny waffle.

by MrDILDO December 11, 2015

Slop waffle

Waffles covered in massive amounts of butter and syrup.

2003: kid serves himself a massive amount of slop waffles sitting down after riding bike all day getting ready to watch “Ed,Edd, n Eddy”

Life is good.

by Factus deletus June 7, 2021

Waffle Batter

The fluid that is made by cumming in a girls mouth and she throws up and the cum, saliva, and vomit mix.

Hey bro I totally made waffle batter with my girl last night. It was gross.

by Bromuhfucka December 8, 2015

Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'

Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!

by PICKLE_RIIICK October 6, 2023

Waffle/Waffling

1, When a person is talking nonsense,

2, Going into too much detail

3, Does not know what they are talking about

4,Talking too much

1,Yo, fam she was WAFFLING, she hurt my ears.
2, Okay, Jeremy taking long fam, ya WAFFLING!

3 Yo, called Kyle, he was WAFFLE/WAFFLING, he is on a long one! Forget it fam.

4, Lisa, yo you're WAFFLING, get on with it!

by lalalalalalaNW10 March 18, 2025

River Waffle

A waffle, commonly known by the river variety.

Hey man, you want to go to get some River Waffle? It could really hit the spot

by JumpmanTheJumper March 28, 2020

wow waffle fries

when something is extremely interesting and or surprising, instead of saying "wow" you say "wow waffle fries"

wow waffle fries that's a cool looking donkey

by tabbypears October 31, 2022