lexi wood

a girl with a mono brow and an ugly face. big tits and small ass. also has a very hot mum

person 1: who’s that ugly face girl with the big knockers?
person 2: probably lexi wood

by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD July 23, 2022

Hood Wood

A man that likes having multiple baby mommas that is from the hood.

“Dude, your such a Hood Wood.”

by SkurtSkurtbish June 5, 2023

Pomp Wood

The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.

Pomp wood baby

by Jewmelow April 9, 2010

Wood

British slang for 'penis'.

Yo I saw monica today and I swear blud, my wood got hard.

by DarkestMan July 5, 2021

laundry wood

when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection

“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”

by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022

Eco-friendly wood veneer

Commonly used as a part of home design.

Covering it with Eco-friendly wood veneer...

by MrAstronaut17 June 5, 2024

Jeda Wood

A albino nigga who's the #1 pimp daddy and love's weed :D , he's chyll as fuck and i suggest not to piss him off or this mutha fucka will crsipy your ass HOE'S BEWARE THIS PLAYA IS SQUARE!!! :p

He totally just " jeda wooded" that girl , what an ass hole , yeah he likes A" CUPS ... or did anyway

by #1HOEBITCH !!!! April 30, 2012