by Storytelr December 6, 2018

I like meeting new people and making a lasting bond. I found that pressing a hard cock on them is less effective. But a thumb in the bum gets conversation and more than not hot sex. Simple ask “how’s your uncle?”
by Master Lyricist January 6, 2024

1- Half-brother of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Son of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Son of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.
2- Son of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Son of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.
My double-half-uncle is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

Little Boy: Ur mom gay
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*
by Bosaboy51 May 10, 2018

"Uncle skin" is a phrase that is usually yelled out of an open window or from behind a slightly opened door at an unsuspecting person. It is important to remain unseen as the words are yelled.
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

Grandparent's male second cousin.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.
by scrappington2 April 4, 2016
