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Jones' Law

The more time that passes, the more likely Alex Jones was right.
Did you hear that Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, makes adult male frogs into females?
I figured, its Jones' Law, they turned the frogs gay.
What about Covid being a Bioweapon?
by AltLore May 25, 2021
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Rooter's Law

A series or an event where jokingly something bad happens, actually does.

Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.

Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.
Lauren: "lets go to NYC today, since it's so nice out!"

(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)

Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?
by Brii Holley December 21, 2008
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Nif's law

"If something looks like the work of a retard, it probably is."
Slime Today at 3:43 PM
normies demand every character be deeply fleshed out and morally ambiguous
when obvious villains and heroes create compelling narratives
I've seen normies unironically complain that you're "forced" to be the warrior of light in FFXIV
this says a lot about society when people can't relate to heroes
:jocker:
Clone Today at 3:54 PM
:hesrightjocker: :jocker:
an ambiguous complex relationship where the hero and villain can agree on some things and disagree on others is more interesting then a straightforward simple "durr u kill peepo u bad i kill u :brainlet: "
straightforward good vs. evil scenarios are demonstrative of black and white thinking
black and white thinking people are not creative and can't create interesting narratives or scenarios
that's not to say you can't have a black and white scenario from time to time, situations that are fairly straightforward like that do occur
but if it's your bread and butter then it's cringe :gangcringe~2:

Nif Today at 4:13 PM
You hes righted the exact thing you argued against
Good reading comprehension you macro autist

Brandon Today at 4:35 PM

Fuck it, nif's law.
by Joseph Huggins December 15, 2020
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Lyndi's Law

The observation made in 2014 by Lyndit that, given enough time, one's belongings of which there are multiple and the nature of such belonging is that it gets moved around between home, work, etc, will eventually accumulate into one's car. Lyndit predicted that this trend would continue for the foreseeable future.
Scott: Hey, do you know what happened to the hairbrush that was in the bathroom?
Ann: Yes... it's in my car.
Scott: Ah ha. Lyndi's Law strikes again.
by Tenacious E June 22, 2015
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Vixens Law

An internet law that is defined as when someone uses and example in an argument that is too far removed from the possibility that it would ever happen
Person 1:Trillions of people know about AIDS
Person 2: There isnt a trillion people around
Person 1: What about a trillion aliens
Person 2: Vixens law
by FiftySix July 10, 2011
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Cristy Law

Um why are you looking me up on urban dictionary? CREEP.
Cristy Law is pretty awesome. But if you're creepy enough to look her up, you should probably stay away from her.
by Pope Uban II January 7, 2013
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un-laws

un-laws - defined as 'family' of ex significant others who may or may not sponge or look for undue support from non biological cohabitants
My homegirl said her ex stayed with her and his fam always asked her for money for lotto/bud and beer when she came in.They broke up and whenever her folks saw her they STILL hit her for space change. Upon careful introspection it appeared to me, she left and they became un-laws...
by Ismail Sabbah October 30, 2011
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