Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022

skibidi your toilet

The act of defecating on a toilet so hard it somehow implodes you into the toilet defying all laws of physics fusing you with the toilet, with only your head popping out essentially turning you into a skibidi toilet

Dude 1: I will skibidi your toilet and you cant stop me
Dude 2: excuse me what?
Dude 1: *skibidi's your toilet*
Dude 2: WHAT THE FU-

by totally_NOT_acysu September 24, 2024

Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!

“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”

by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020

Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East

McGrath is a toilet monkey

by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022

toilet warrior

someone who goes to the bathroom so much that they are rarely seen out of it. you know like the ones who are in there for hours reading a newspaper and they have a whole magazine collection in there.

for gods sake why does greg have to be such a toilet warrior? i swear one day im gonna kick the door down and flush his magazines down the toilet cause im really sick of this now

by zdriplet March 6, 2025

toilet anomaly

If you took a shit and already washed your handbut then notice, that you need to pee and have to do all the same things again.

" I came as fast I can, but i had an toilet anomaly"

by Ciby October 9, 2017

Skibidi Toilet

my parents shot myself because of this unholy, hellish creation. I am following behind them though I don't have the urge to because it is of anti Christ's work. Trumpets are sounding, doom rises. Skibidi toilet is ungodly in every way and if anyone denies it, they are a follower of the one who opposes the gods in every, religion. They are of one of universal end. Skibidi toilet is blinding, world ending, and possibly universe collapsing. My brain rots with every second I watch it. When I think about it, people die. This is the true brainrot of skibidi toilet, I can't imagine any worse... oh, there's the singing chicken nugget.

ree tart 1: SKIBIDI TOILET IS GOOD
an sane, human being: *dies*
the world: *dies*

by I lost my sanity April 9, 2024