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dirty kit

the antibacterial bag that separates dirty from clean.
hey mate have you bought your dirty kit yet?
by steven146 August 29, 2020
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Dirty Ramen

Just ramen with wock. This is prepared by mixing prescription-strength cough or cold syrup containing codeine and promethazine with raw egg and dirty noodles.
I just poured some dirty ramen in my double cup
Yo those dirty ramen ain't shit
by WockEnjoyer2005 February 27, 2023
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Dirty Jaron

The act of bench-pressing a crazy amount of weight while getting a blowjob. The power lifter's threesome.
I just hit a new personal best Dirty Jaron record! 315lbs while lasting 13 seconds.
by pbody2001 October 7, 2020
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Dirty Derry

A sex position in which a male is pounding a lactating woman's b-hole from behind while simultaneously milking her swollen nipples like a cow. After he finishes in her, he pulls out, only to dump the breast milk back into her gaping b-hole. She then proceeds to let it ooze out while softly moaning, "mooooooo!" This position is exclusive to Derry, NH.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that incident in Derry, NH involving a bunch of pregnant females?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was covered in breast milk after I gave each of them the 'ole Dirty Derry."
by Dirty Derry Boyz January 16, 2014
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Dirty Galen

When two girls have your testicles in there mouth while they double fist you and they stick a pink vibrator up your ass.
I was out with Sandy and her girlfriend and they gave me a dirty Galen.
by LaLalovelace May 25, 2019
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Dirty Dutchman

To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.
Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.
by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016
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Dirty Stuart

When a man with Down syndrome sends you a video of him oiled up and naked, fanning his ass cheeks and shaking his ass to the camera so you can see his ballsack and dick dangling beneath his asshole. The video must be made on an android and therefore have shit quality.
I was texting a random number and got sent the Dirty Stuart.
by stusbiskit December 13, 2022
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