Skip to main content

Jacob

An *amazing* person. Super funny.
Someone you can truly trust. Very sensitive and caring. Can be impatient at time when it comes to video games and food but that's okay because those things are /important/.

Literally the perfect male.

They will carry you when you need to be carried and they will hold you as long as you need to be held. They are very loyal and giving to their partners and if you ever get the chance to have one you better treat them right.

If you get a Jacob, *KEEP THEM*. You will never find another like them.
Person: "Who are you dating?"

Autumn: "Oh his name is Jacob and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love him and I am going to keep him forever and he's super sweet and funny and amazing and- ... *continues talking about them and how wonderful they are for 7 years*
Person: *is actually dead*
by happy-oot April 8, 2018
mugGet the Jacobmug.

Jacob

Typically a very smart and shy little boy who loves his girlfriend named abby and is super athletic
"Omg look it's Jacob He's so good at track"
by Your girlfriends sister February 28, 2022
mugGet the Jacobmug.

Jacob Petti

damn bro you’re totally acting like jacob petti rn
by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022
mugGet the Jacob Pettimug.

Jacob

Your like Jacob a reach spoilt cunt who get fisted by his dad and has zero friends who begs people for cigarettes even tho you have a whole box
You being like Jacob
by The god os January 8, 2020
mugGet the Jacobmug.

jacob wagner

wow jacob wagner can have my kids
by 69_4skin_69 December 2, 2018
mugGet the jacob wagnermug.

latte jacob

An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most

usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen
ohh dear would you lend me some sperm for a latte jacob
by hansomeinit August 13, 2024
mugGet the latte jacobmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email