shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.

John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.

by teamnegativetweet February 6, 2012

jelly smashing

When you fuck a fat batch and you get a smacking sound

Daniel and jennifer had a good jelly smashing

by Big here 69 November 10, 2015

Smash

To have sex

So I was ‘smashing’ my wife the other day...
She came back to mine but she didn’t let me ‘smash’.

by Beer Rap and Banter Podcast January 17, 2018

Alabama Smash

When you have sex with your cousin/sister
its called the Alabama Smash

"Dude, have you seen Johnny lately?"
"Yeah, he was Alabama smashing yesterday"

by Domo26 March 24, 2019

Smash Wrapper

A condom.

Yo, we got some smash wrappers in the drawer over there.

by honchell1235 June 5, 2018

clash and smash

Like "Netflix and Chill", "Hulu and Handjob", and "Amazon and Anal", Clash and Smash is hen you say that you want to fight in a round of Clash Royale, but you really just want to have sex.

Nick: Yo girl! Wanna Clash and Smash
JJ: Sure! I love clash royale!
Nick: No, I mean do you want to fuck?!
JJ: Oh! Sure, I like that too!

by Swaggity Swagger June 21, 2016

smash that evil

The act of killing all borderlands enemies excluding the Sarcastic Slab

Smash that evil, that evil needs to be smashed

by TJITHINK June 5, 2024