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Sausage Date

Where you invite a bunch of people to a gathering and only two dudes show up.
Where going to have a awesome rave but then it turned out to be a sausage date.
by johnstone337 July 21, 2017
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Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010
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sausage sniffer

Hey sausage sniffer tacos are better smelling than penis
by Slurped buttface December 8, 2024
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Sausage Basher

A man whom loves sausage(generally a human penis). He worships it all day and will never give up if there is a sausage possibly going.
Oi Dave Smith, that guys done nothing but look at you, what a Sausage Basher!
by Peter Griffin12 February 28, 2011
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Blood sausage

A Penis that has been broken Via rough intercourse usually positions such as doggy style which has caused the penis to become red,sore and begin bleeding due to the burst blood vessels.
The name "Blood sausage" was used when the pictures of the broken penis were posted on the internet but needed censor picture for those who were not prepared to see it.
Don't go at it too roughly now or you might end up with a blood sausage.
by Mystery man number 6 July 22, 2019
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Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.
What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.
by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019
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