Skip to main content

emo retard

Someone who thinks the definition of emo is "People who cut themselves" and are too stupid to realize that emo is short for emotional and not everybody that is emotional cuts themselves.
Guy 1: Dude he cuts himself
Guy 2: What a freakin' emo
Guy 1: Hey man, don't be an emo retard, thats not cool

Example 2

Guy 1: Have you seen the movie Titanic?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that movies so emo
by zeldas12 December 20, 2009
mugGet the emo retard mug.

retard

A retarded girl will be discriminated because of her disability.
by Teddy Gomez January 17, 2008
mugGet the retard mug.

retard

A person who has no meaning in life exept for standing around and collecting pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards. He ususlly has never had a girlfriend and if its a girl.....no boyfriend.
EX: DUDE I JUST GOT A NEW POKEMON CARD...SWEEET

me:go home and just die man.....just die

EX:IT'S OK.....I WANT TO GO PLAY SOME CARDS...

me: you really are a retard.....oh well
by Eric102395 March 5, 2009
mugGet the retard mug.

Social retard

Andrew says:
you guys ignored me the whole night
by raTed June 1, 2004
mugGet the Social retard mug.

retarded

David Beckham is retarded

LONDON: Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son's maths homework leaves him baffled.

The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.

"Their homework is so hard these days," Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday.

"It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."

Multi-millionaire Beckham, who has become regular tabloid fare because of his dress sense and hairstyles, said after failing in mathematics he offered to read a book with Brooklyn instead.
by Coaster April 13, 2006
mugGet the retarded mug.

retarded

the definition for "retarded" is:
the movie When A Stranger Calls.
yeah that movie is retarded.
by RedMunchkinSam August 13, 2006
mugGet the retarded mug.

Retard Juice

This is when a so called "retard" cups his own shit and piss, and thinks by eating it he will unlease the reatard juice.

He doesnt know that retard juice actually isnt a real thing.
GUY 1: Did you see the retard yesterday
GUY 2: Yes i cant believe he cups his own shit and piss, that cup must smell.
GUY 3: I think its retard juice
by Michael Kenworthy October 29, 2007
mugGet the Retard Juice mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email