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metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.
Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"
by tinogrrl January 12, 2011
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punching the midnight squirrel

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).
NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.
by @The Hojer December 8, 2015
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Asian Ball Punch

A sexual act where the man is getting his penis stroked or sucked by a woman. As he gets harder and harder, the woman then punches his balls sharply along the bottom, causing immediate and violent ejaculation. The ejaculate may go flying several feet in the air, if it isn't being covered by the woman's mouth.

The "Asian" part comes from a well-known porno video, depicting an Asian woman doing this to an unseen male's scrotum. It doesn't really require that an Asian woman do it. Nor does the partner even have to be a woman for that matter.
You know, my girl Maya, was sucking on me one day like normal, but then she stopped, looked at me straight in the eye, and just Asian Ball Punched me. My cum went flying into her hair. Then she punched me again, and it went flying through the air and landing on the wall across the room.
by blackram67 January 26, 2013
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Bohemian Ball Punch

Bohemian Ball Punch - Not to be mistaken with the song Bohemian Rhapsody, is when a man assumes the position and the lady friend continually strikes the back of his sack until level of pleasure is obtained. Sometimes blunt objects are used such as golf clubs, puppies, sporks, bars of soap, preparation H tubes, shovels, and steel toed boots. You are a real man if you can handle the Bohemian Ball Punch.
Josh (the first subject of the famed ball punch) was railed all night by a strange phillipeno man lady. After the bohemian ball punch was over, josh spontaneously combusted. Therefore, not being a full man.
by SexyBeast09 June 20, 2009
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trans am punch

The act of taking cock-tapping to a higher level of a full force punch to the nuts.
Nick is standing there minding his own business when Brian trans am punches him so hard in the balls that he falls to the ground.
by Perry County Style January 2, 2012
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punch the face of god

The most epic action imaginable. Must be done while wearing a wolf shirt. Successful completion of this action will bring total consciousness and a plethora of lulz.
by ADCS May 22, 2009
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Shit in a bag and punch it

A phrase commonly used as an exclamation of an event that has just occured.

Likely to be heard in the Northern areas of England.

Famously used in the film 51st State by Shirley DeSouza aka Anna Keaveney.
Patty: Did you know that Marsha is a contract killer?

Welma: Well, shit in a bag and punch it!
by Pretty in wellies March 7, 2007
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