whisk porn

Where any other toy isn't good enough for some sexual pleasure imma use a whisk

Whisk porn cuz why the hell not scar people...

by Pineanpple December 6, 2016

porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn.

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh November 23, 2015

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.

My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

Porn Gazing

The act of watching porn with someone and discussing key points of the pornography. May include what part caused you to bussanuttt.

Me-wanna do some porn gazing later?
Her-sure, let’s try the bdsm category tonight.

by Nawks November 20, 2018

Porn hoe

when you are too caught up in the life of porn. you are a hoe to porn, and too amazed by the way the wet asshole bodies move. you cum every time you become a porn hoe.

wow, gio is such a porn hoe.

by helltothefuckinno November 30, 2018

Scooter porn

A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.

“Dude I watched the best scooter porn last night”

by Winningarguments111 December 4, 2018

Porn Gainz

When you get swole solely from masturbation. While some may go to the gym to get huge arms, someone with porn gainz gets huge arms from touching themselves. It is like the natural shake weight of the body.

Guy 1: holy shit how to you get so swole

Guy 2: its all in the porn gainz man, just wank it 3 times a day to get killer guns like these

by Swellville August 5, 2017