PORN LOGIC

When your attracted to the sexy person of the opposite sex that you may or may not even know, no matter what the situation is. It's always going to lead to sex and not just any sex but the hottest wildest best sex ever.

I know you are kind of a stranger to me, but I can't help my porn logic telling me this would be a much better experience if you just take off all your clothes and lets take advantage of this opportunity.

by mastercock January 24, 2023

porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn.

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh November 23, 2015

Porn hub

Something most middle school boys use because they are lonely asf

Hey dude did you see Belle Delliphene video on porn hub.

by Heydueeeedddd September 18, 2019

Porn mag

Sex porn nude licking cum off a phat pussy

I love sex and licking cum like in a porn mag

by Pigs are god December 7, 2021

Children of the Porn

Children conceived while porn is being filmed.

Hey, is it true that you and your siblings are Children of the Porn?

by BobTeBuild October 20, 2018

surf porn

Pictures and videos of usually, large, glassy, beautiful waves with crystalline tubes, surfed by athletic, golden-haired surfers, sometimes at sunset. Routinely found on surfing web sites, used to attract visitors, sell products.

At some point, I stopped watching surf porn, bought a board, and learned to surf myself.

This site is nothing but surf porn. No good articles.

by LeighBotts June 22, 2016

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.

My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016