An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021
Get the High five, show me you’re alivemug. A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.
Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"
by Chainsaw-Charlie May 16, 2016
Get the show cushionsmug. by bainos_yeahh March 22, 2023
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Get the Object showsmug. Kal Kat (pronoun) of The Kal Kat show on YouTube. Infamously unknown YouTube personality who makes occasional campy music videos or blog rants and is destined to be another well known net celeb, if the YouTube bots doesn't quit closing his channels. He has started over 3 times. Kat was most famous for a spoof of Star Trek and Justin Bieber last year. Name stands for Kalifornia Kat. Co-creator Marx Cards is never seen except in season opening highlights. Had posted several episodes under the show but moved them to two other channels under OLVSKATS and subscribers. Having to start over, he doesn't look as popular yet. His stuff is pretty funny most of the time but it's evident he has issues.
Tommy: "You ever see that insane Kal Kat of the Kal Kat show dance in that spoof he did?"
Dill: "Which one? He had three or four of those."
Tommy: "The Eminem spoof. I think he was high."
Dill: "Nah, I could tell he wasn't high. Just hyper.
Tommy: "He maybe thinks he's 16."
Dill: "Ha, maybe. But he's got to be like twice that. And he's like Rain Man."
Tommy: "Only way smarter and funnier."
Dill: "Which one? He had three or four of those."
Tommy: "The Eminem spoof. I think he was high."
Dill: "Nah, I could tell he wasn't high. Just hyper.
Tommy: "He maybe thinks he's 16."
Dill: "Ha, maybe. But he's got to be like twice that. And he's like Rain Man."
Tommy: "Only way smarter and funnier."
by crinklykitt3232 June 19, 2011
Get the Kal Kat of The Kal Kat showmug. Noun - that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move proves ineffectual and you realize that everyone you have ever been with has probably been faking it with you....
Last night I went to the Truman Show when my Tinder date laughed at me before exiting my car and labeling me as "some bad dick."
by NoHandleNecessary May 25, 2023
Get the The Truman Showmug.