Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth

Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.

by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018

sylvester moon

1) The creepy man who is the personification of the molester moon emoji🌚
2) A nickname referring to someone who's driving with their car trunk open🌚

1) Dude, I saw a creepy ass shadow yesterday. I swear it was Sylvester Moon🌚
2) What the fuck, that guys' trunk is open! What a Sylvester Moon.🌚

by 🌚Sylvester Moon🌚 February 21, 2017

crack moon

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.

The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.

by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015

Preston Moon's dick

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024

full mooning

When a two are cuddling naked back to back, therefore the butts would be touching creating a full moon affect.

Omg Eric don't be full mooning me while we are sleeping

by Hjsuebdk November 15, 2016

Full bright yellow moon

The full bright yellow moon indicates the arrival of alien vampires from Jupiter. This event was rediscovered in the ashes of the library of Alexandria.

"Beware the vampires will come it is a full bright yellow moon"

by The prophecy of the shaolin March 14, 2025

Moon monkey

A person of African heritage or black decent

Shaniquia is a moon monkey

by Chris2020 December 9, 2021