mexican dream

to work in california at the DMV.

my mexican dream came true I now work for California DMV. downside: I need to get up by 7 am and work 8 hours checking tail pipes for smog check. My first day the boss was mad at me for trying to sniff his tail pipe.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 12, 2006

mexican stop

The act of driving past any posted stop sign, but without ever coming to a complete stop. Applys to both the acts of slowing down and coasting through and blatantly shooting through an intersection. (It's named such after the origin of the majority of recent immigrants who engage in this dangerous activity most often.)

I almost T-boned a soccer mom today because she pulled a mexican stop at the intersection.

by pjs5 December 11, 2007

mexican science

Ancient form of fixing anything by wrapping it with duct tape,adding extra twigs from a dead tree, and squeezing lemon juice all over it. Can also cure cuts and abrasions. If you add hot pepper to it and drink it sans tape and twigs it becomes mexican medicine.

Yo man Crispin cut off his pinky. Nothin Antonio cant cure with some mexican science.

by chapi February 11, 2008

Mexican Stinky Dish

a combination of spit,poo,urine and vomit topped off with a shot of jizz all on your female companions chest

Juan's Girlfriend got AID's due to the fact that she ate his Mexican stinky dish last night

by Sam smitherman April 1, 2008

mexican tapdance

soccer or playing soccer

I drove by the park and there were some people doing the mexican tapdance

by Dave Galawikiz May 10, 2008

Mexican Seatbelt

When three people sit in the back seat of a car, and a fourth lays across all three of their laps. The person laying is the Mexican Seatbelt, and calls "Mexican Seatbelt" upon assuming this position.

"MEXICAN SEATBELT"

"Dude, your elbow is crushing my balls"

by THCidiot July 6, 2009

mexican dollar

a packet of taco bell hot sauce commonly used as currency in Mexico

everyone knows mexican dollars are the best tasting ones.

by burrito_boy99 November 2, 2009