Mexican Valcano

When you pull out before ejaculatig and ejaculate in the females mouth then slap her cheeks together causing the cum semen to blast everywhere... While yelling ole

Connor had a blast giving Tracy a Mexican Valcano.

by bmeyer June 29, 2015

Mexican Bong

A shitty roadside job portable restroom. Refers to the tube inside the port a john where the stink is emptied through.

Where's Paco?" "He's hittin the Mexican Bong.

by dewey huevos April 28, 2011

mexican mouth

One who can eat many spicy foods without stopping and enjoys eating them.

Did u see how much salsa Júan ate?

Ya he sure has a real mexican mouth

by Mexican Mouth June 26, 2014

ancient mexican

an ancient Mexican is a older Mexican.

"dang, dude your an ancient Mexican"
"Porque?"

by daddy508 December 7, 2016

flaming mexican

1. Similar to a boilermaker, but using Mexican beer and tequila.
2. A homosexual Mexican.
3. A Mexican who failed to escape a burning building.

1. I'd like a Flaming Mexican.
2. Who does he think he is? He was s such a Flaming Mexican.
3. Jose was fast but not fast enough. Rest In Peace Jose.

by Target practice January 18, 2017

Mexican Viagra

(V) Rubbing a pepper on your penis when you got no viagra for a burning sensation. Often done before sex during a desperate struggle to get an erection.

"I was about to get laid and couldnt find any pills so i took a Mexican Viagra."

"Dude thats desperate"

by bellantone June 4, 2016

mexican biscuit

When you get with a hot chick & have anal sex with her only to reach around & find she's got a cock. Since your not gay you pull out but your past the point of no return & shoot all over the trannies ass

That chick at the club was so hot she had me fooled.... I ended up giving her the Mexican biscuit

by Yogilicious March 23, 2017