May 14

the day the person who will break your heart was born, whoever is born on this day is unloyal and gets manipulated very easily

did you hear, Jolene was born on May 14

by Joseph Joestar February 13, 2022

May 16th

If you were born on this day you are GORGEOUS. People born on May 16th are sweet and super fun to be around!

- I love hanging out with you, you’re so nice!

- thanks! i get that a lot, i was born on may 16th

by addie~~ May 4, 2022

May 30th

Smack A Girl On The Ass Day

Hey today is May 30th. So I have request. So particularly every May 30th meaning that a boy or girl. Slaps any girl ass. Ironically I would but, that would be very disrespectful. So i will not do it.

by PoopyDoopieOOPIE May 29, 2022

May 4th

National switch masks with a homeless man day!
Step one: Find a homeless person
Step two: Ask to trade masks with them

ITS SIMPLE!!

You: Hey. It's may 4th you know what that means!
Homeless person: Yeah yeah I know here gimme your mask 🙄

by Daddy Dora April 23, 2021

May 28

National give your shortest friend a hug day.

Tall friend: *hugs*
Short friend: "What was that for?"
Tall friend: "It's May 28!"

by Fictionalboysimp December 7, 2021

May 13

National ask your crush out day .
Ask your crush out on may 13 if you have the balls to do it 😂.

Justin:it’s may 13 bro .
Luka:damn I have to ask out Kylie .

by Jaiasnsnakkanaksnskw May 12, 2021

chrissie-may

Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.

Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible

by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020