Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
Get the may fuck mug.That one teacher who teaches blow off classes such as Marketing, Advertising, Business, ect. in high school, but takes them seriously as if any of her students cared. She is also prone to tell you about her problems in order to get you to feel bad about her life, and will precede to get offended if you ask her about her miserable life.
Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.
Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.
Marla May: "I have to drive two hours in traffic to get my dog who has cancer, and two weeks to live to the vet."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"
Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."
Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"
Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."
Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."
by KingwoodMoms May 25, 2018
Get the Marla May mug.marie may was born on september 5th, 1946. her parents, john taylor and roger deacon were killed by a murderer called p**l pr*n***r. marie joined a band called "LED zeppelin" And they released rock hits such as "love of my life" and "nevermore", which are two hardcore rock songs. she died after being eaten alive by alvin the chipmunk.
by Deakythediscobean November 10, 2019
Get the marie may mug.It’s national “make sure a guy asked you out day” u know why guys this person needs it and hopefully will not be alone on there b-day also to ad to this awesome day give every girl u know that is born on May 12th a beautiful hug/kiss (she or he wants it bad!!)
Random guy: Hey girl happy b-day *gives kiss*
Girl: accepts the gift and marries the lovely man later on in life on May 12th!
Girl: accepts the gift and marries the lovely man later on in life on May 12th!
by Caramel12313 November 14, 2019
Get the May 12 mug.A veryyy special day🥰💖
by Thathellacutegirl November 19, 2019
Get the May 9th mug.by Me boy November 25, 2019
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@r4v4n4 : mai madarchod hoon jo yaha aaya
@r4v4n4 : mai madarchod hoon jo yaha aaya
by ravana69 September 30, 2019
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