Mexican s'mores

After banging a black chick w no rubber, stuff a graham cracker in her snatch and have dessert. Enjoy.

Guy 1: I was so horngry this morning I made breakfast in bed

Guy 2: How does that solve being horny?

Guy 1: Shakila spent the night last night, she let me make Mexican s'mores.

by ItsDaPoleece December 27, 2013

mexican saturday

Mexican Saturday is when you're sick at one or both ends after a Friday night diet rich in margaritas and Mexican food.
Can also be the feeling of regret the morning after having sex with someone suffering from a Mexican Saturday.

We had a good time last night but it turned into a real Mexican Saturday. He woke up puking from both ends and I regretted the hookup.

by snackyNapkins January 30, 2015

Mexican shower

Forgoing a traditional shower with water and soap, and instead using deodorant only. Typical method used to get to work on time.

I didn't have time to take a shower, so I took a Mexican shower and now I smell great.

by craZmexican4520 April 19, 2015

Mexican Steamvault

The process of ingesting a large amount of Mexican cuisine and while in a vehicle locking the windows and repeatedly farting while others are with you.

My girlfriend pissed me off so the next day I retaliated by giving her a Mexican Steamvault on the way to work.

by MexiSVault May 17, 2015

Mexican Valcano

When you pull out before ejaculatig and ejaculate in the females mouth then slap her cheeks together causing the cum semen to blast everywhere... While yelling ole

Connor had a blast giving Tracy a Mexican Valcano.

by bmeyer June 29, 2015

ancient mexican

an ancient Mexican is a older Mexican.

"dang, dude your an ancient Mexican"
"Porque?"

by daddy508 December 7, 2016

mexican nipple

A strange portuguese man

Hey Jamie, I really wish that Mexican Nipple would leave me alone.

by Snoop Froggy Frogg March 28, 2016