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mexican saturday

Mexican Saturday is when you're sick at one or both ends after a Friday night diet rich in margaritas and Mexican food.
Can also be the feeling of regret the morning after having sex with someone suffering from a Mexican Saturday.
We had a good time last night but it turned into a real Mexican Saturday. He woke up puking from both ends and I regretted the hookup.
by snackyNapkins January 30, 2015
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ancient mexican

an ancient Mexican is a older Mexican.
"dang, dude your an ancient Mexican"
"Porque?"
by daddy508 December 7, 2016
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Pulling a Mexican

When one guy violates the sanctity of a pillow partition, proceeding to cross the border of pillows and perform a mildly homosexual act.
"Dude, so me and Fabio were sleeping in the same bed, but we had a pillow partition, so it's no homo. But then he was just Pulling a Mexican when he crossed the border and grabbed my ass!"
by Jamal552 November 12, 2011
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mexican son

A child most of the time male. Dislikes his nationality and immediately wanting to end his life or becoming an Asian. Asians rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I was Korean. I hate being a Mexican son.
by Mexican son June 25, 2014
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Mexican Steamvault

The process of ingesting a large amount of Mexican cuisine and while in a vehicle locking the windows and repeatedly farting while others are with you.
My girlfriend pissed me off so the next day I retaliated by giving her a Mexican Steamvault on the way to work.
by MexiSVault May 17, 2015
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mexican touch

The elusive touch of a Mexican citizen
Bro #1: Fam, chill. Don't get your nasty ass Mexican touch on me .
Bro#2 (Mexican): Nize it I just had tacos they be smellin' fresh af
by Bro 25 May 6, 2016
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Mexican JumpingJack

When you do jumping jacks with your girl, or guy laying between your legs and you take a shit while doing them.
Chico decided he had to take a shit but also wanted to excercise. And sayra was having some mean cravings for some mexican chocolate! So chico decided a Mexican Jumpingjack would suit both of them.
by ChicoTheJumpingShitter June 28, 2010
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