Louisiana Saturday Night

In order for you to maximize your autoeroticism, you slit your wrist and you use your own blood for lube. Try to cum before you die!

Why is Jack in the hospital?

He tried to have a Louisiana Saturday Night, but couldn't get it up. He made an awful mess.

by jizzalope February 25, 2009

Louisville

This town is bootcamp for homosexuality.
If you aren't a fudge packer when you arrive you will be soon.

Ryan is a closet case and is an easy bottom.

by disabled dan April 4, 2005

Louisiana

Third world state of the united states that LOVES to do construction during the middle of the day with all the traffic , and WHORDES MONEY. Katrina was an eye opener to the whole world as to what problems this place has. Home of the worst schools.

When I get enough money, I'm moving out of Louisiana.

by lazzyazzana November 11, 2006

Louisiana death-roll

When engaging in missionary style intercourse you grab your partner in a bear hug and start spinning as fast as you can. similar to an alligator.

Last night was crazy that bitch put me in a Louisiana death-roll

by akaidiot13 August 25, 2011

louisiana bayou

A rare infection of the skin similar to the more widely known Necrotizing Fasciitis (Flesh-Eating Bacteria), differing mainly by the source or cause of the infection. The bacterial spread begins through the upper layers of skin tissue, proceeding to the deeper layers of the skin tissue within a culturing period of roughly 3 to 6 days. The infection is caused by direct contact with a liquid containing the live bacteria, the most common infection scenario is the accidental act of stepping into a puddle of various bodily fluids found to excrete from a typical hobo person(s). This can vary from vomit, feces, semen, etc (Often a combination of several aforementioned bodily fluids)

Walking down an alley last night Chris caught a wicked case of louisiana bayou.

by Hex-aye-techs April 8, 2015

Louisiana Purchase

When a man enters his balls into a woman's vagina, one ball at a time and switching ball sides until orgasm. Can take a long time to do.

Last night, me and Mona made a Louisiana purchase!

by EddieVentura July 28, 2016

louisiana tech

A Tier 1 University, whose students comprise of Nerds or Rednecks. The University itself is in need of a remodeling after standing for over 100 years, but that's to be expected. It is relatively small for its high ranking in education, and surprisingly cheap. In 2016 the school was unfortunately desecrated by individuals of racist beliefs, a sad act correlating to the demographic beliefs of the surrounding populous. The students there are either really smart and hard working who will leave with a Science, Engineering, or Education degree, or those who will get a degree relating to sports and alcohol, that is easy to achieve. Overall, Louisiana Tech is a great school, but be weary of the beliefs of the locals in correlation to your background.

Individual 1: "I'm going to Louisiana Tech, it's cheaper to go there then all of our in-state colleges, and offers a higher education"
Individual 2: "You mean a community college for rednecks, you idiot."
(Years later)

Individual 2: "long time, no see. How have you been ever since you went to that red neck community college?"
Individual 1:" Well I have an engineering degree, make 6 figures a year, nearly paid off my loans, and for the record 'Tech' is short for Polytechnic, not Technical, so no its not a community college, and a good bit of the students are red neck, but the education is anything but ."
Individual 2:" What? I got an Engineering degree too, but I don't make that much and I still have tons of loans."
Individual 1:"Well you should have gone to one of the best engineering universities in the country, like me."

by i318legion June 17, 2016