Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md

A proctologist who regulates peoples dreams like freddy kruger bitch

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md is a Gangster

by jonthan mar August 3, 2010

kevin hopkins

the way to describe a retarded fucking koon

man that guy is such a kevin hopkins

by blaccboy December 29, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is great friend to have because he will let you be yourself without judgement. He is also very funny :D

Kevin should not be a rapper

by ilovearlsweatshirt August 17, 2023

A kevins sister

A really good looking girl that's beyond anything you've seen before.

Would you look at that girl?! She's a kevins sister for sure.

by Dickhandler6999 May 12, 2025

Kevin

better than Noah
Kevin has a big dick, Kevin is a fuck machine

Kevin is better than noah

by Mater9669 October 10, 2018

He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.

1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's

by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022