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Josh

Josh is awash with talent, bravery, beauty, intelligence, and heart. He is the best listener. His mindfulness makes you wonder what intimacy with him would be like. You will want Josh to be your knight in shining armor. The lesson being that you save yourself before you can be with Josh. That he has a lot of responsibility that you shouldn’t add to but rather help make his load lighter and be free together.

He will feel familiar. An old soul. You will be your most at ease with Josh. You will want all of Josh’s dreams to come true, provided he is dreaming from a place where he knows his own brilliant light is priceless.

If you never see Josh again, know that all is well with him and with you.
Josh, the perfect BFF.

Josh is in high demand with the ladies.

Josh, do you see that you are the pearl in the lion’s den?
by #3333 May 20, 2019
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the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. once you find him you’ll love him forever. he’s short, plays hockey and is the best boyfriend you’ll ever have!
i wish josh was my boyfriend
by sillyrabittrixareforkids November 30, 2019
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A small man, who is easily whipped by his girlfriend. Normally follows football half-heartedly and is renown for having a tiny penis.
That Josh has such a small penis
by legend111111111 December 2, 2019
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Josh is a player who will say he loves you but doesn’t. He will talk to you for hours (maybe not) and say that he really likes your right up until someone new comes in and she steals him from you. Unless he is younger because when they are younger they are the cutest wee thing on the planet and is very kind.
Old josh: regrets what he’s done
Teen josh: is a player

Young josh: is very cute and nice
by Ok then Mr boomer December 2, 2019
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A guy with a big shlong.
He is most likely gay but tries to deny it - all his friends know btw and are secretly into it.
Josh was not able to resist looking at his friends penis.

Josh got an erection when his hand slid across his friends hard on.
by Ive Got a Big Duck December 3, 2019
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He likes to get fuck in the ass by his friends brothers he also likes to deapthoart his one brother and they both fuck each other in the asshole.
by Daddyerik December 3, 2019
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Your local Meme Dealer dealing in the dankest of product
Person:You got the stuff?
Josh:Yeah I got the stuff.
Josh:If you pay me an extra $100, I'll throw in a baby Yoda
Person:Deal!
by MortalGecko4003 December 5, 2019
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