I have an idea now he can’t breath

A quote said from the 2nd child himself Tubbo

Go to the pool with your friend and say I have an idea now he can’t breathe while drowning them

by Twitch.tv/reeforane June 11, 2021

When you realize you have school this Monday

When you realize you have school this Monday and it's no longer the weekend and you didn't prepare for school.

When you realize you have school this Monday.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by TheAngryNerd June 07, 2019

do you have stairs in your house

A common catchphrase used by FYAD frequenters. It is asked of users with glaring intellect shortcomings and is another way of asking them to commit suicide by falling down a flight of stairs.

<L33tHAXOR2> LOL DO U HAEV STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?
<Bob> Oh, internet.
<L33tHAXOR2> LOL FYAD IS LEAKING

by Lurky McLurkflakes April 14, 2005

In a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married

To be involved with someone for an extended amount of time. To conceive children with this person. No legal commitment has been made.

I am in a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married to this person.

by R U N June 15, 2008

bitch! i dont even have H.I.V!

it means that u are straight edge, clean, a virgin basically

if a girl is accusing another girl of being a whore, the second girl might say, "Bitch! I dont even have H.I.V!"

by Jecca baby August 20, 2005

oh my god you have to come see this!

A medical definition used by doctors to refer to any really embarrassing condition. Can also be used in the case of any accident involving damage to the genitalia.

Doctor! Oh my god you have to come see this! This kids has his penis caught in his zipper!

by Laura-Leigh January 16, 2006

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

by Klausey September 15, 2009