hood expat

Former residents of the hood who leave their old communities for greener, usually suburban pastures, and may or may not bring some of their milder hood ways with them.
Man, I can't wait til we close on our house and get the hell out this ghetto ass neighborhood.

Don't worry. It's a bunch of hood expats out there so you'll fit right in. Ol bougie ass lol
by Soapy Ama May 12, 2018
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Hood nightmare

A undesired situation for a man living in a lower income/less fortunate neighborhood where they are pulled out of there car while sleeping and there car is stolen.
Driz- yo I had a hood nightmare, they pulled me out the scat pack

7g’s- that shi actually happened to my ass back in high school, don’t fall asleep in them jawns
by Jamsheed the rpg god June 16, 2022
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Hood plumber

A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .
My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .
by PauliePinks March 7, 2023
mugGet the Hood plumbermug.

hood scratch

"Got any 'hood scratch Mike?"
by Bugera July 2, 2015
mugGet the hood scratchmug.

hood cricket

Hood Crickets are the smoke alarm noises made right after the batteries ran out.
Your YT video is amazing but those hood crickets are annoying.
by Obet Torres Elvira February 4, 2025
mugGet the hood cricketmug.
A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.
She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.
by AmishRakeFighter November 27, 2024
mugGet the Arkansas Hooded Mergansermug.

Adam man in the hood

A fake name who in real life is a jerk and has no friends and no life and a hairline from a fast food chain
by TNT BOOMBER 7877 December 29, 2018
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