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Hood Diamonds

I bought my girl some hood diamonds for her birthday
by DHapp August 10, 2024
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Hood Bunny

A classier / finer breed of hood rat. Usually a ghetto lightskin chick who grew up with big dreams but ended up with a bigger body count and diaper bills because of her insane libido and deadbeat gangster / grifter baby dads. Or simply a rebellious, suburban-raised white girl with daddy issues and jungle fever.

High potential with zero ambition. Or vice versa. Disney princess inked up like a Chipotle bag. Loves animals. Will bingewatch Grey’s Anatomy and Jersey Shore. 9X out of 10 got nipples, bellybutton, or pussy pierced. Has anywhere between 5 - 10k Instagram followers. Reads smut to get herself off, instead of watching porn.

Fancy ass little fashion diva with superb genetics, who will settle for fast food, a blunt, and a bottle of Jose for a date. 80% of the time jams out to Kehlani and Kevin Gates.

Mid-to-high-functioning alcoholic. Sweet, silly, sassy, and super bipolar. If in a relationship, a ride-or-die Bonnie type of gal. Will throw hands with a bitch.

Tomboyish nympho. Pussy wetter than Wisconsin Dells and Hurricane Harvey. Exclusively hobnobs with long-knobbed Toms, Johns, and Jayquans to slob and get raw-dogged from dusk til dawn.

Most likely a Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Virgo, or Gemini.
“Wtw playa! how’d it go last night
“Fuckin dope bro. Bagged that shit
That’s wassup my boi! Ain’t she like ur boss tho??”
“Yeaaa lmao…who wuda guessed. She a str8 hood bunny”
by NggaDicChnk August 12, 2024
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Hood Customs

A well-known game only virgins play
person1: yo do you play hood customs?
person2: no nigga im not a virgin
by DangerousKilla February 28, 2023
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Hood plumber

A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .
My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .
by PauliePinks March 7, 2023
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Hood

A place where social Darwinian sensibilities predominate in which people are obsessed with the survival of the slickest
How Hood was Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman when they cheated by paying bribes to get their children into elite universities yo?
by Hoosier #44 March 12, 2023
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hood rich

A message to "hood rich" does not happen to be the truth. A definition to "hood rich" does not happen to be the truth. Not Anyone that lives in any neighborhood, and portrays themselves has having more money than they really do is "hood rich". Not "Anyone that lives in any neighborhood, and portrays themselves has having more money than they really do is "hood rich"." /
A bunch of people happen to be hood rich. /
by JordanJohnsonistheone March 23, 2023
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Hood Crawling

To venture into the belly of the Beast by traversing a hoods back alleyways, forgotten Lots, or streets that you very much do not belong in so much so that individuals might bargain with you for a small drug transaction, a small physical escapade or for all of your personal Goods with no payment in exchange.
Who is this fool walking down the street? This man's must be Hood crawling.
by PassiveDemon January 18, 2023
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