Febreze Dick

Other wise known as the tiniest penis on the planet, the person who owns a febreze dick believes they are the shit and have a massive cock. But actually, it is quite the opposite.

Yo, Jake thinks he has a febreze dick, what a dumbass!

by Scoobs9 April 28, 2020

February 15

GIRLS YES DAY
a day when all girls must say yes to everything

Boys ask out that girl
Get her to give you stuff
It’s February 15 let’s meet later you have to say yes

by RuinUrDay November 17, 2020

February 1st

February 1st is national fuck your partner day

Alright it’s February 1st good luck to your lover!

by Sexmaster26 February 1, 2021

February 28

People born on this day are probably allergic to fish. What a loser

Let’s go fishing!!

I can’t eat the fish we catch i was born on February 28
That’s sad

by supertall999 March 18, 2021

february 15

national hate crime day for anime.
hate anime on this day.

1: I HATE ANIME
2: bro why would you say that
1: it's february 15
2: oh, I HATE ANIME TOO

by tylerlovesfrogsandtaylorswift May 1, 2021

February 10

The worst, meanest people were born in the this day.

Person 1: when is your birthday

Person 2: February 10 you ugly frump

by Peoplebullymeforaliving June 23, 2021

February 15

Anyone born on this day is a piece of shit

She’s born on February 15
Dang she sucks

by Scat124910baba December 23, 2021