Kung Foot

Using Kung Fu and then doing a shit fetish while rubbing the foot and having deep sex.

I kung foot his ass that was spicy

by oldmcdonald23102491 December 11, 2021

Foot nonce

Brandon, a tall slender feller from Nuneaton town who wants to know where them toes are at.

Oh boi where them toes at mate.said the foot nonce

by Dave cabbage December 20, 2021

Like a 50 foot chicken wing

A phrase to describe how awesome you are feeling. A normal chicken wing is great, now x50 is beyond awesome.

"hey man, how are you doing?"
"like a 50 foot chicken wing"

by MajesticSnoek March 18, 2022

One Foot wower

it wows my audience with it's size. Emphasis on my. I have a one foot wower, and you have a one inch wonder

Imagine having a one inch wonder when you can have a one foot wower.

by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022

foot fetish purist

Someone who has a strong attraction, sexual or otherwise, to feet. They prefer to look at feet, and feet alone, without the distraction of other sexual anatomy.

The foot fetish purist doesn't need to see other parts of a woman to get off.

by Pretty Please Toes February 9, 2022

I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022

popcorn foot

What happens when your feet sweat too much. This usually happens to people who play video games for 8+ hours a day. And it smells like popcorn after it's been sitting out for a few days.

your room smells like popcorn foot

by methaddict666 March 30, 2022