the emo swoop

The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

See the image above.

After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.

by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

emo bashing

The art of aiming to purposefully damage 'emo kids', mainly by hitting or 'bashing' them.

A very appropriate activity.

A - "Wanna go emo bashing?"
B - "Yeah! Its gotta be done!"

by Jase on the Bass June 25, 2006

emo elastic

An rubber elastic used to create the feeling of cutting, except it doesn't do any damage.

That's an awesome emo elastic, you gonna use that?

by BritishChick2362 November 02, 2006

fake emos

individuals who say their bisexual, pretend to like anime, and say they love astronomy when they don’t even know shit about it

fake emo: ugh I love astronomy, did u know Jupiter is the biggest planet?

me: people like you are such fake emos, get a job.

by TheWeirdBoi July 21, 2018

emo clown

Someone who wants to play a game in the Annoying Saw 1 and 2 (Annoying Orange).

Annoying Orange: You're kind of Emo, aren't you?
Unknown creature with a clown face on TV: No, I'm not Emo.
Annoying Orange: You're an Emo clown. *laughs*

by finalname07 November 23, 2010

Walmart Emo

An emo who is either too poor, lazy, or doesnt live close enough to an actual store with stuff that they like. Applies to s scene kids too. Usually posers.

Hazel: Wow, Jen is such a Walmart Emo. She wears those Miley Cyrus skinny pants and thinks they work.

Jim: I know, right?

by Rayvine January 03, 2010

emo poser

A retarded fag who pretends they're emo, searches/googles for emo bands on the net and downloads their songs and study their lyrics like mad and tell other people that the lyrics somehow "relate" to them, made up stupid sad sappy stories about their so-called love life (which actually doesn't even exist as they've never even had a bf/gf), tends to over exaggerate their problems, cuts his/her wrist JUST CAUSE every other emo kid does that, tells everybody; "Oh my god, I think I'm emo, I hate my life, everyone sucks, life is so sad, love sucks! *cuts wrist*"

<Emo poser>: Dude, I think I'm emo. Look at what I did to my wrist. Uurgh, I don't even know why I did it, I hate myself, everybody hates me. *sobs*
<Not emo poser>: Mmmkaaayy......
<Emo poser>: Some people even said that I look emo with these glasses. *shows the "emo-looking" glasses and smiles*
<Not emo poser>: Uhh...ok...whatever you say. *rolls eyes*

by angelicscars87 September 04, 2006