If your name is Dylan, you are the most sexiest man on earth. Every girl dreams to be with you forever. You will have a life with a lot of money and friends. And you will and up with the most beautifull women who is your girlfriend since you were 17. You will live a happy life with your wife, 2 childeren and your 2 dogs.
by dwowjwam November 22, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. A tall lanky red haired male who is socially awkward, boring, unstylish and loves to be called "fanta pants" who frequently looks at himself in every mirror he passes, just to check himself out. Dylan love to dance he often looks like a grass hop swinging its legs all over the place.
Sometimes he can act and smells like an Orangutan at the most stupid times
Sometimes he can act and smells like an Orangutan at the most stupid times
by Smarter then some November 29, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. a daddy of the internet he is the most sexiest daddy to ever exist he does porno and the actors that act with him say he is a sex wizard
fuck me daddy dylan
by ImBlue2/X_Blue89_X October 26, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan's usually the type of nigga to to wear purple on St. Patrick's day or the type of nigga to get a chicken and a turkey mixed up but in all seriousness most Dylans are funny and social and at the same time emo and lonely. Dylans aren't normally the most athletic people but their still popular and hilarious for their since of humor and positive attitude but what makes most Dylans emo and lonely is when their at home by themselves with no one to talk to but themselves which causes them to turn emo it gothic (I mean just think of having nothing to do over spring break or Christmas break) but other than that Dylans are mostly picky, pale, extremely skinny, a little OCD, and emotional
friend: damn Dylan back at it again with the long ass hair
Dylan: yeah bruh I'm the emos n shit now
Friend: ya don't sound like one
Dylan: true •-•
Dylan: yeah bruh I'm the emos n shit now
Friend: ya don't sound like one
Dylan: true •-•
by Senpaii July 21, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. One of the most sweet, awesome, funny moms I’ve ever met! Gave birth to 3 killer kids, one who I’m especially fond of.
by andrew garfield’s wife November 21, 2021
Get the Dylan’s Mommug.