Anywhere a large group of douche bags gather with most of them wearing Affliction and Ed Hardy with really gay arm band tatoos .
by bratsrus July 6, 2010
Get the douche festmug. Often, calling someone a douche doesn't seem to be enough to represent their level of douche-baggery, thus the douche scale was invented, so as to quantify one's doucheness. Depending on the area you live in , different things are equivalent to different values on the scale. A basic, point system is used (see example). Usually one is marked on their doucheness out of 100. Keep in mind that those are just guidelines as to point distribution.
EXAMPLE DOUCHE SCALE
Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points
Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points
Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points
Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points
Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points
Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points
by sauce^noob January 19, 2009
Get the Douche Scalemug. A douche donkey is someone who is anal retentive. It is also another term for anal douche. This stems from the nickname the donkey has as being an ass.
by nubman September 20, 2006
Get the douche donkeymug. by Bt0723 December 30, 2008
Get the Doughnut Douchemug. Common name of currency used by the 'Geniots.' An exclusive group of people who reside in Brooklyn.
Also see "Douche-Bank."
Also see "Douche-Bank."
by carry-on August 2, 2008
Get the Douche-Backmug. when a person becomes such a douche, they expand to the size of a Macy's float, and explode into Douche Sauce.
Man, Tommy is such a Douche Balloon
Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon
Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon
by TheDyNASTYass December 23, 2011
Get the Douche Balloonmug. When a person wears a tight ass T-shirt which contains either a dragon, flaming phoenix, a crown, any flashy gold print or all/any combination of these options on your t-shirt.
If your friend is wearing something like this then he is officially a Douche Bag.
If your friend is wearing something like this then he is officially a Douche Bag.
by Huantwothree March 8, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug.