Mississippi swamp donkey

when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.
o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.

-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!
by beanballz February 28, 2010
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Dutch Donkey Punch

A donkey punch delivered by some unexpected fellow who suprisingly appears and instanainiously donkey punches the girl for his buddy who is not ballsy enough to do it himself.
So I dutch donkey punch -ed your mom last night, thought your dad would get mad, but it wasn't him.
by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010
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Bobbing for Donkey Apples

While having anal intercourse with your partner in a gas station bathroom, your partner bobs for the turds in the toilet that you have recently left for them.
Jane and I were at the AMPM yesterday and I made that bitch go bobbing for donkey apples.
by CHANCE916 May 12, 2006
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Reverse Swamp Donkey

To "Reverse Swamp Donkey" is very similar to "Swamp Donkey," the only real difference is the gender roles. In a Reverse Swamp Donkey, a horny male gets a girl plastered, while the male stays sober, but pretends to be drunk. Once the girl is nearing blackout, the male takes her upstairs and has shameful sex with her.
"Dude, did you guys hear about Stuart? I guess he swamp donkeyed some girl last night."

"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"
by Sith Lords November 17, 2014
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Pin the tail in the donkey

Erotic reimagination of the popular party game. Female blindfolds male before rotating him 10 full turns. She must then assume the doggy position. It is the goal of the male to pin his 'tail' inside the ass of the mule.
That party last weekend was rad, bro

Dude we can't be friends anymore, the guests all left after you tried to initiate a game of pin the tail in the donkey

Whatever man, that chick took dick like a true hero
by God backwards is Dog March 30, 2018
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Donkey Dick Fingers

Humongous fingers the size of donkey dicks
Diana lost her virginity to Amer's donkey dick fingers
by PhD Prosperous Groats August 11, 2020
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donkey mud bath

Violent anal sex within the confines of a dirty bath tub. One that preferable has a drain clogged with pubic hair and old cum. As the water runs and fills the bath, it mixes with the excrements that spill from the newly stretched asshole, turning the water mud brown.
"She was a freak bro, we took a donkey mud bath on the first date!"
Alt..
"This she/he/it is dirtier than a donkey mud bath."
by Grandmas mothball September 03, 2017
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