Cow

A farm animal.

That's a cow.

by Morou May 31, 2019

Cow corn

A hick woman (barely) who believes everything she learned on a farm. Always a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are only a 3 on their very best day.

She thought she was peaches and cream but she was only cow corn.

by Boomgoo January 24, 2021

Cow burger

A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class

Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom

Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.

by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 8, 2022

Snowing Cows and Chicken

It's raining cats and dogs because cats and dogs fight = chaos, hence the heavy 'chaos' rain. Snowing cows and chickens because cartoon 'Cow and chicken', they get along...cold and water get along = unity, hence the heavy 'unity' snow. =3

pfft! it's freezing at almost 2am, looking at pink sky - it's a blizzard, snowing cows and chicken...

by Bard Baker January 25, 2013

Cow dick syndrome

When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.

The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?

by Butt cleavage January 21, 2023

Cancer Cow

A delusional person, like Dee, who claims to have 'beaten cancer' when she is close to dying from it any day now. A tubbo like this hides an illness so people will think they are healthy. What a scam!

Cancer Cow really should 'fess up about her diagnosis.

by Squiggers62 July 24, 2024