Captain

When you’re clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store.

Hey Captain Coupon… where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain Underpants

THE BIGGEST GYAT IN EXISITANCE!!

BRO LOOK AT THAT CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

by GyatReporter October 23, 2023

Captain whip out

Long time friend or employer who is notorious for whipping his wang out on your girl when your not around. But your his boi his homie or the backbone of buisness and this is your repayment.

Well if it isn't captain whip out!

Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!

by Hubcity turtle August 31, 2016

Captain Obvious

A mocking reference to someone who unnecessarily states facts that are obvious or otherwise already known. It is intended as a spurious comparison of the individual to a superhero (e.g. Captain America) treating the individual's grasp of the obvious as though it were something impressive rather than common and ordinary.

Bob: Don't eat too much or you will make yourself sick.
Alice: Thanks, Captain Obvious.

by MC in TX May 11, 2015

Captain's Ride

The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.

How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took

by gtothaBLA October 13, 2011

Captain Guyliner

Regina's name for Killian Jones. This happens because Killian (OUAT character) wears eyeliner and he is hot!

Regina: I'm stuck with you and Captain Guyliner making eyes at each other.
Emma: We're not making eyes at each other

by beholdtherollyjoger January 12, 2018

Saucy Captain

1. a member of the band The Saucy Captains who's name you can't quite remember

2. a fan of the band The Saucy Captains

1. Look! It's one of them Saucy Captains!

2. Check out those Saucy Captains grooving to Jungle Theme!

by deni_kaos April 20, 2008