National ask your crush out day

On December 14th it is national ask your crush out day! Its a day to ask them out but its okay to get rejected.

person 1: Dude its national ask your crush out day!
person 2: I know im so exited

by thatnormalperson December 11, 2020

crushes

stands out by wearing original clothes

Lady crushes in her colorful dress and accessories

by Veronique Veronneau July 8, 2022

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

Crush o’clock

Certain period in time when brain expects love interest to announce itself

I’m going to a music festival this week. It’s crush o’clock

by Schpea July 4, 2023

Crushed

To get fucked

Girl : omg i need to get crushed!
Boy : Yea foo I crushed that bitch

by BAXKKDOORSAVI February 28, 2024

Getting Crushed

The act of a male defining what he would do to a girl in a sexual way

Luke : Hey bro you see that girl over there?
John : Yes bro, she’s so bad
Luke: I swear, she’s getting crushed man

by imjustamethaphor July 5, 2023