Cow style

Cow style is when a woman pours milk down your meatus or penis hole and then jerks it off so your unsure whether you ejaculated sperm or milk

Female Companion: What do you wanna do tonight
You: I would love to do it Cow style

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023

Cow

Your mum

Your mum's a cow

by SirTheodorethe3rd November 21, 2021

Cow

The best friend you will ever have.

"I spent all day with my cow , in a field, alone"

by EVOLCB December 1, 2021

cow

this annoying thing that steps on my every morning

Person1: it has hay
person2: cow

by jhvh hj December 4, 2021

Life span of cows

Usually, cows tend to live for 18 years. No longer than 18 :)

The life span of cows is 18 years. I guess my sister is dying in a few days

by Smoll potato December 4, 2021

Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.

Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

Cow

A nickname for someone who’s last name starts with the sound like mooooooo

people call me cow because my last name is mucciacciaro(mooooo-cha-cha-ro)

by great I have no life October 19, 2019