Wood butt

Wood butt

A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.

Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.

Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"

Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"

Me: "Can you help or not?"

Friend: "Well I would but..."

Me: "What the f, you still have it."

by Hwolf August 23, 2012

Butt Bleacher

Someone (male or female) who uses a skin bleaching product on their bunghole area to make it more presentable to their partner.

I knew Mary Kate was a butt bleacher from the view I got whilst "doggy stylin" her.

by Retro Rat February 18, 2010

Butt Smudges

physical proof against a wall that a couple committed adultery in a baby nursery

Craig totally cheated on Holly J with Manny! I mean danng, check out the butt smudges on the wall.

by omgitskee November 13, 2011

butt weiner

A butt weiner is an individual with a weiner that has been inside a butt.

Dude 1: Did you hear about Joe?

Dude 2: Joe Riley?
Dude 3: Yeah. Heard he stuck his weiner in a butt.

Dude 4: Oh. He's got a butt weiner now

by Butreallytho October 12, 2016

Butt Tiara

A tattoo that a girl gets on her lower back

Check out the butt tiara on that chick ... classy!

by bnewtonf May 28, 2010

muskrat butt

When you've got swamp ass so bad your ass cheeks squeak like a muskrat.

Daniel, it sounds like crickets in here.

Nah bro, that's my muskrat butt.

by HCJV December 15, 2017

Butt hit

Another word for anal, sometimes very hard. Being butt hit can be used with anything like a sex toy or with a human/animal penis. When you're a virgin but want to butt hit.

Miley: Hey Karina, did you get butt hit?
Karina: "What does Butt hit mean
Miley: Anal
Karina: "Not tonight, I don't know if I'm prepared to..."

by Skyhighjams February 1, 2020