Brandon (German)

A very toxic gamer and very strong lol
Best quote "Damn right you won't"

Brandon (German) is annoying

by Uwtanqnowiwqjbw anssj July 22, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is the guy everyone loves. Kind hearted, lovable, and all around he gets the crowd going. Without Brandon’s, events would lose popularity and and sports wouldn’t be the same. You need a Brandon in your life.

Let’s go Brandon!

by Justine Brooke November 23, 2021

Brandon Carty

A dick who sweats his ass off to get 309 wins in fortnite

I hate this Brandon Carty

by Your mommy daddy December 30, 2018

brandon

small dick....
Smallest dick in the world..
kinda crazy

Omg i gave brandon top and it was tiny

by ijdfidishfisdhf May 21, 2024

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Brandon

someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt

occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh

"wow brandon is retarded"

by feinfeinfeinfeinfeinfein November 24, 2024