A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
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Get the Dark Brandon mug.the most finest person around. you see him in the hall, and no one looks at him, but someone in particular always notices him. he has colored hair, and always wears a hoodie. hes tall, and has a deepish voice. he doesn't talk much, but when you get to know him, he's your best from
girl: omg did you see that boy? he looked me in the eyes for like 5 seconds!! he is so fineee
girl's friend: yeah but girly are you sure, his hair looks dry and you haven't seen him without his mask
girl: you just cant see his true colours. did you know his name?
girl's friend: yeah its brandon
girl's friend: yeah but girly are you sure, his hair looks dry and you haven't seen him without his mask
girl: you just cant see his true colours. did you know his name?
girl's friend: yeah its brandon
by banana teehee November 19, 2021
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Get the brandon mug.A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding silent and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, it's just society knows you could be better.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding silent and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, it's just society knows you could be better.
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Get the Brandon mug.Brandon is a guy that when you look into his eyes, the world around you stops. His beautiful smile will brighten up even your darkest day, and you love him for that. You feel like he's the perfect one for you, and that you've won the lottery. But, you're also confused on what he feels. Does he reciprocate the feelings? Is he just saying things to make me feel better? Brandon calls you beautiful, and might even be the first person to genuinely tell you this. You stay up thinking about him, and what could possibly be. He always shows a smile, no matter how hard his life is, and you look up to that. You feel like you want to just take him out on his day off from work, and help him relax more.
Brandon is a hard worker, and is very good at his job. He helps is clients and customers with the utmost care and respect, and never is sour to them. Sometimes you feel that he might work too hard, and maybe that's true, but try and ask him about his day (:
Brandon is a hard worker, and is very good at his job. He helps is clients and customers with the utmost care and respect, and never is sour to them. Sometimes you feel that he might work too hard, and maybe that's true, but try and ask him about his day (:
by blueberryblu November 21, 2023
Get the Brandon mug.Brandon is the guy who is hardworking, his dream is to go to the military, and serve. Most people named Brandon have glasses and Blondish pin straight hair. They are not a leader, but a follower. He always walks with pride with his head up. They always about their looks fixing their hair every second regardless of it moving. None of their teachers like them and often like
To pick on them. But that’s ok but because he serves.
To pick on them. But that’s ok but because he serves.
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